Imagine: You’re a nervous intern on your first big day at the fancy Lego design studio in Denmark, you turn the corner down a long hallway and slam chest first into Brickmaster Jamie, spilling Legos everywhere. You apologize frantically as you drop to your knees, attempting to

gather the fallen brick. Just then, from above, you a hear the low slow, subtle pull of a zipper. You look up, and are met with a most curious sight. Brickmaster Jamie’s cock and balls seem to ingulf your surroundings. “Suck it, whore.” Before you can comply, Will Arnett steps in

from around the corner, fully nude and oiled from head to toe. “I called (y/n) first!” A brawl ensues, with Will clearly having the edge. Every time Jamie seems to get a good hold Will slips and slides his way out, exhausting Jamie to the point of desperation. “Fine, you can

have (y/n), but no more brick for either of you! You’re cut off!” You beg Brickmaster Jamie to reconsider but he has made up his mind. Security escorts you both off the property and you grab fries and a coke with Will Arnett before boarding his private jet back to Los Angeles.