My dog just tried to eat a cane toad for the 100th time and boy am I sick of frantically scrubbing his gums and trying to keep his head still to hose his mouth out so he doesn& #39;t die~ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

Never met a dumber dog in my life. Now I have to wait and hope I cleaned his mouth out quick enough. It& #39;s the middle of the day! He& #39;s such a murderer that he dug a toad out from the garden when it was sleeping. He was frothing from the mouth when i caught him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

I& #39;m so glad my other dog is fat and lazy. Look at this pair. One of them is Garfield and the other one is a murderous body builder that eats poisonous toads as a hobby.