My dog just tried to eat a cane toad for the 100th time and boy am I sick of frantically scrubbing his gums and trying to keep his head still to hose his mouth out so he doesn't die~ ✹
Never met a dumber dog in my life. Now I have to wait and hope I cleaned his mouth out quick enough. It's the middle of the day! He's such a murderer that he dug a toad out from the garden when it was sleeping. He was frothing from the mouth when i caught him 😭
I'm so glad my other dog is fat and lazy. Look at this pair. One of them is Garfield and the other one is a murderous body builder that eats poisonous toads as a hobby.
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