JK Rowling: Ssubmitted for the approval of the Midnight Ssociety, I call this the Tale of the Gendercritical Detective
Rowling: or PI PI
Rowling: Politically Incorrect Private Investigator
Barker: oh is this your bird guy whassisname? cormorant shrike
Rowling: CORMORAN STRIKE >:C

Rowling: in this cassse, ssstrike deducess that the murderer avoided notice by wearing a burqa
Barker: oh yeah nothing more inconspicuous than a burqa
Barker: that's like being invisible
Poe: clive let it go
Poe: at least she's not on about trans people
Rowling: i'll get to that

Rowling: the murderer also disembowled the victim sso that no one could tell hiss last meal was halal
Barker: yeah wouldn't want the forensic boys to test the stomach contents for an imam's blessing
Barker: wow that would be a dead giveaway
Poe: clive
Poe:
Poe: well actually yeah

Rowling: being musslim, of course he would eat halal
Barker: do you know what that means
Rowling: itsss what musslimss eat
Barker: yeah but do you know what it is
Rowling:
Lovecraft: I-I know what muslims eat
Barker: no you don't howard sit down
Barker: you're out of your element

Rowling: how dare you, i do exhaussstive ressearch for every cormoran sssstrike book
[flashback to JK Rowling frantically googling "what do muslims eat"]

Barker: ok so what do muslims eat
Rowling: mid-sssized rodents, sswallowed whole and digessted over the coursse of a month
Rowling: you know, normal human food