Thread by @DDenizSaylam, So... on my way to the kitchen I realised that cookie was [...]

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So... on my way to the kitchen I realised that cookie was not on his bed, went into every room looking for him frantically (he was nowhere to be found) only to realise that he had somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom by closing the door behind him as he went in ??

He only ever comes when I'm in there so it was also weird that he had chosen to go in all by himself
& he must've gotten scared being locked in there all alone and all (he can't see anymore) because he ended up peeing and pooping all over the floor ?? (he pooped in the kitchen-

-yesterday so it's not like he wanted to go into the bathroom out of polineteness knowing he had to go or anything-

-he has no shame, after about 15 years of never peeing/pooping inside, in the last 2.5 years he has lost all sense of potty training / manners, but we don't mind it 'cuz it's probably because he can't hold it anymore, but like, he used to feel a bit of guilt over it & he barked-

and all when he had to go, but not anymoooore, now he almost feels a sense of pride over it
He even pooped next to my head one night when I was sleeping by his side ? he turned the other way around during the night so that his butt would be next to my face and just decided to do-

his business right NEXT TO MY FACE... it's a smell that no one deserves to be woken up by, and quite the sight to wake up to...)

Anyway, yeah, poor baby
He was really glad that I had found him ahahah :(((

I don't know what the point of this thread was or why every tweet of mine ends up being a thread...

Oh well...

Oof typo-girl back on her shit ♡♡

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