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Samuel Albert • Life Coach
albertsamuel_t
𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑺Once a group of 50 people were attending a seminar.Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each attendee one balloon. E
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John Bull
garius
In case you were wondering, pretty much EVERY Tory MP is frantically ordering something online right now.This is so they can go get a photo of them picking it up
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Demetrius
DizzyBoucher
I JUST HAD A LADY AT THE VANCOUVER (NEW SIDE RIVERFRONT) threaten call the police on me because I was looking for my phone inside and near MY OWN car
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Jay Guevara (né Gamble)🇨🇦 🏴
DrJayDrNo
I’ve been thinking about how to say this for a while now. I don’t think there is a good or easy way of saying it, and this also comes partlyfrom
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☤ 𝙙𝙧𝙪
DrutangAtHome
"If you drop a frog in a pot of boiling water, it will of course frantically try to clamber out. But if you place it gently in a pot of
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Melanie Conklin
MLConklin
Just remember, there are kids who drool over "long" books. I hear from them all the time. They're sad my books weren't longer, lol! There are books for every reader,
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nini ☆
velvetropic
just to be clear if you backtrack to tropico critic reviews and such, I literally just read one that said the stripper scene distracted from the poetry and the art...
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wingedcorgi
wingedcorgi_art
i am so sad for the 2014 me who had such incredibly high hopes for m*rvel : ( btw anyone know what's it called when Big Budget Movies create two
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🌷 Sαʋαɠҽ Aɾƚαɱყʂ 🌻
Artamys1
So a bird flew into my home office window while I was away making tea. My husband called downstairs to me, "Hey, there's a bird in your office," real casual-like,
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Bart Allen Blog
BartAllenImpuls
I was crawling across the desert with no food or water for three days. Suddenly, a restaurant! I was saved! And just my luck, I had a wallet full of
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Rebecca Jennings
rebexxxxa
main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be this ones good bc of how many times he says “yillaaurr” the
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jaskier’s fat little ass
fuckoffbard
Will going over to Hannibal’s house drunk with a bone to pick. As soon as Hannibal opens the door though Will loses all sense of what he was going to
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Ben
Ben_Merrill_
One of my server friends from @CourtAveBrew added me to a “cats only” Snapchat group & it has 20+ people from DSM who I worked or have mutual friends with
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Sun Destroyer 999
bombsfall
i don't hand out art advice very often b/c tbh the older i get the less i feel like i have crucial pronouncements to make and i also have less
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Nolo Sathekge 🍭
Noley_S
let me interpret this poem for you guys, line by line. line 1: these new woolies shoppers are annoying the opening line is an immediate release of tension. here, we
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im 25 im ambivalent | wheeze 🦦
stansstanstan
HI I ACTUALLY AM DEAD, THANKShttps://twitter.com/pacrim_losers/status/1293036309603205125 me trying frantically to think of reasons they would've broken up that would make them getting back together not super complicated and painful for
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