In case you were wondering, pretty much EVERY Tory MP is frantically ordering something online right now.

This is so they can go get a photo of them picking it up at a Post Office, while waving a passport around, on Friday morning.

You can place your bets right now on which of them will forget to hide the box design or label, which will highlight that it's either SUPER-expensive luxury goods or sex toys.

Then, in six months, there'll be a brief mini-scandal when it turns out that they all expensed their photo-op purchase.

We're also about to have a minor national security scare because some idiot from the Tory benches will do a Tory power stance selfie in a Post Office while holding up his open passport.

He'll then get his identity nicked.

Personally, my money is on Ben Bradley.

Of course my personal theory is this is all just a plot by Boris Johnson to shift copies of his terrible Churchill book.

That's what his loyal minions will be frantically buying on Amazon so they can stage their Post Office pickup photo-ops.

I also think this might literally be the only time we've seen the Tories wanting Post Offices to open.