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In case you were wondering, pretty much EVERY Tory MP is frantically ordering something online right now.
This is so they can go get a photo of them picking it up at a Post Office, while waving a passport around, on Friday morning.
This is so they can go get a photo of them picking it up at a Post Office, while waving a passport around, on Friday morning.
You can place your bets right now on which of them will forget to hide the box design or label, which will highlight that it& #39;s either SUPER-expensive luxury goods or sex toys.
Then, in six months, there& #39;ll be a brief mini-scandal when it turns out that they all expensed their photo-op purchase.
We& #39;re also about to have a minor national security scare because some idiot from the Tory benches will do a Tory power stance selfie in a Post Office while holding up his open passport.
He& #39;ll then get his identity nicked.
Personally, my money is on Ben Bradley.
He& #39;ll then get his identity nicked.
Personally, my money is on Ben Bradley.
Of course my personal theory is this is all just a plot by Boris Johnson to shift copies of his terrible Churchill book.
That& #39;s what his loyal minions will be frantically buying on Amazon so they can stage their Post Office pickup photo-ops.
That& #39;s what his loyal minions will be frantically buying on Amazon so they can stage their Post Office pickup photo-ops.
I also think this might literally be the only time we& #39;ve seen the Tories wanting Post Offices to open.
