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....princess diaries 2 reddie au i know, u r thinking "why not princess diaries 1" IT'S BECAUSE CHRIS PINE THAT'S WHY. anyway, princess diaries 1 still happened in my princess

au where ben also never forgot to set our scene, bev left town first and never called back, everyone was very upset, then ben left and ben took the yearbook

...eddie with touched-based empathy esp. eddie who shies away from touch because he was raised by sonia and every time she touched him, every hand to the back of his

HI I ACTUALLY AM DEAD, THANKShttps://twitter.com/pacrim_losers/status/1293036309603205125 me trying frantically to think of reasons they would've broken up that would make them getting back together not super complicated and painful for

wait i am...thinkinghttps://twitter.com/kaspbee/status/1285086981181956097 like what if...like of course bill is a dumbass and would just be like "i cheated on you with my childhood friend bev" and then slips right

so i'm in a group chat of like 300 english teachers and today one of the mundanest things ever made me cackle like a witch so twt story time so