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Alex Gamble
yourfriendalex
HEALTHCARE FRIENDS: there has never been a better time to completely eliminate your use of the phrase “withdraw care” from any and all interactions with patients and families forever. 1/
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Joshua Benton
jbenton
2008: "Roy Den Hollander is not a fan of the New York ladies," filing a lawsuit to make "Ladies' Nights" at bars illegal.https://www.indiewire.com/2008/09/bachelor-of-the-year-roy-den-hollander-220522/2020: Roy Den H
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BUNNY! 🇲🇽💜 ash graven enjoyer
YolkaDolka
u a smart fella or a fart smella #finalspace (yes these are my new ventrexian ocs please like them) ok well i kept forgetting to talk more abt them so:
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be quiet, musty.
dopegirlfresh
my niblings are here. it’s been so nice to hang out with them. they can go home whenever their mama gets here tho. because WOW THEY ARE DIRTY AND NOISY.
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TheScottToddy
OGScottieT
Folks, @roywoodjr is wondering why no one who says they studied karate admits to losing a karate tournament.So may I present to you...A MF’IN THREAD So I went to Hungary
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Esp
KinningMiu
Peepeepoopoo - Baby KataLyrics except line by line It's me Baby Kata I have a huge diarrhea If you fart like you don't care Raise your bog rolls in the
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🎃☠️Allison Pregler 📼 👻
AllisonPregler
This shit is way funnier than abuser Doug Walker could ever aspire to be Don’t listen to the filthy SJWs, you can continue to cry at Doug Walker dressed up
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Paul Quarantine Duane
MrPaulDuane
Boris Johnson: a string bag full of testicle tumours, a liposuction vat gone feral, a shapeless suit full of suet, a child’s toy made out of mortal sins, a moomin
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Mama Z
mamaztheguru
CHOICES. *a thread of hypothetical scenarios* (Running it back for y’all )Here are the rules: 1. You HAVE to choose. 2. Death is not an option. 3. Don’t think
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Vanessa
Vanessa11462686
There was this other ex-Marymount girl. A friend . She was light skinned & had a voluminous behind. We would talk a lot about our sex lives. I would tell
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Missy loves Deku bIm 🎃👻
Mistress_Link
I love the idea of omega Izuku and alpha Katsuki only having alpha children.They are all super protective and possessive of Izuku. They even work together to ward off their
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IWAZUMl
chair review by the one and only soft oomf rani chan: a thread. armchair-cushion too thick ngl-the arm rest is too short mf im too high up and the armrest
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Misery needs no introductions, folks
NoMisery
At the risk of sounding a videogame nerd, the Resident Evil 3 remake comes out at midnight. If you haven't played a Resident Evil game before, here are my tips:1.
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This Leggy Kicks Fascists |
MicDaMicrophone
I think it’s time I tell you guys about the fart bag. When I was sick I had some severe stomach pain. One of the only things that would help
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Mount & Blade
Mount_and_Blade
Playing games, binging series, playing a bit more games… Our routine chilling activities are not things we really think about. But in medieval times, the life of a peasant wasn't
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ًJINYOUNG
minhyungpkc
@jisungpkc did you just fart? because you just blew me away. @pkcxuanyi i think you dropped something... your standards. hey, i’m mark. @pkcminhee you may fall from the sky, you
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