#Fart

Hate to break it to ya, guysBut girls fart. It’s true. I know. It’s tragic We fart on you in your sleep
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How the Hannibal characters fart: a thread Hannibal Lecter: silent but deadly. Refuses to accept ownership. Blames it on someone else, and everyone believes him Will Graham: doesn’t hold
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Would you rather spend your WHOLE summer at Fart Park or Barf Park? Written in collaboration with @WaylandXTREME (we’ve just been saying it back and forth to each other for
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why you should hard-block @/larrisvegan, @/larrisposter, and @/astasbf - a not-so-much-of-a thread recently, kaleb got called out for using the f-slur in one of his past tweets. another tweet found
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It's what you have all been waiting for - a thread on Animal farts. Just want to highlight some of my favourite entries from the book! 1. Sea cucumbers don't
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Dog update: Snoobug has again forgotten how to use stairs and now she frequently backs into and out of rooms like you’re watching a video of her on rewind. Snoobug
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i watched despicable me and everyone was dead silent in the theater every time there was a joke even the kids except this one mom who would just lose her
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I’m starting a fart thread female & male farts... NO black screens!! #fart #fartfetishthread #fartfetish #girlfarts #eproctophillia Sorry I’m late guys here’s mine #fart #fartfetish #girlfarts #eproctophillia
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hats off to that CatTurd MAGA account who probably isn't even a trump supporter and just uses MAGA twitter to make animal fart-related hashtags trend to satisfy his animal fart
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The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Oct. 2]:1) @ZaraRahim 2) @Rob_Hoffman 3) @dickc 4) @fart 5) @JRubinBlogger 6) @DeAnna4Congress 7) @latimes 8) @JacobHeilbrunn 9) @drdavidsamadi 10) @gnuseibeh
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This completely conflates healthy, constructive criticism with rude, disrespectful and misinformed takes that are focused more on tearing something down instead of pointing out where it can improve.https://twitter.com/hdv/status/13910571038
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500 likes and I’ll post a fart video Never said it couldn’t be my coochie doing it
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I jut did a really big fart Ha. This time it actually was an earthquake. Even I can admit when I’m wrong.
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I'm going to talk a bit about how I ended up becoming an author on top of being a scientist. It's a bit of an unorthodox route to becoming an
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which one is worse? doing laundry or the dishes? #MTVHottest BTS @BTS_twt which one is worse? spiders or snakes?(i hate snakeu *insert j-hope's voice*)#MTVHottest BTS @BTS_twt which one is worse?
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A thread of #GOT7 farting/talking about farts : I can’t control it Thishttps://twitter.com/fanatic_got7_/status/1003300858384306176 Proof that jaebeom sharts Jaebeom imitating the noise of a “sexy fart” Jinyoung leaving bc
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