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Big Blanco
robhimsis
I need to tak about this time I farted in my sleep SO loud the first time I ever slept with this guy I was fucking with. Itโs weighing on
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The Olive Knife ๐ฎ๐ณ
TheOliveKnife
1Let me give a FACT based lesson to this @incindia Headless Chicken on @srivatsayb Did you know that BSNL got out of the top telecom race in Congress rule itself.Did
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Overton Bimbo
DNC_That_Coming
NEW TWiV OUT UPDATE FROM DANIEL GRIFFIN!!I'll fart out anything cool I hear in the replies. Christie got Ely Lily's monoclonal antibody (don't bother trying to get it, it's for
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Dr Toolz
toolzbabe
Men of today can cook,clean & do laundry. Basically they can do all chores &they can finance their lifestyleSo stop acting like these men need you just because you have
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Trisha Elliott
Trisha_the_doc
I think Iโm now officially what is known in medicine as an โold fartโ.The trainees hoot with laughter when I talk about the things we did & the medicines we
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Sami
ChibiMangoFloof
nsfw, unsanitary///i have seen so much awful fucking four content in my time in the osc. i have seen fatfur four. i have seen four giving birth. i have seen
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Edgy Sweet Potato
iBakeNohovis
I thread of dad jokes that are thigh slapping hilarious How do you make holy water?Boil the hell out of it SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*DAD: You
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putting on coil during weekly family zoom call
EnemyBeauty
I'm watching Terminal and this is the most baffling thing I've seen in some time. 20 minutes in and I have no idea wtf is going on why is this
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โๅฝก BLINX: full-time fag
trenderkomaeda
non binary compliments ( thread ) - for the babies that identify with they/them pronouns. they deserve to be praised and complimented without being misgendered :) BASTARED PILLOW PETSยฎ |
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Jennifer Finney Boylan ๐
JennyBoylan
1.My friend @kathygriffin was put in Twitter jail yesterday after the Washington Examiner complained about her syringe tweet.The paper feels that a comedian's comment is more dangerous to us than
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fan ee
CCUTMYLIPLIVE
important things zack joseph has ever said; a necessary thread !! let me, @/jay_t_joseph , @/willbrett , @/chrisajoseph , or Tyler hear you say this in person. I dare you.
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neo yokio's second most eligible bachelor
cprevas
my mom's Old Greek Lady Book Club is doing 4 of the Canterbury Tales so I'm sitting in to provide some extra context and it's HILARIOUS to listen to their
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Trevor Makal
MakalMakal
I just saw a post about "If a fart can make it through underwear and a pair of jeans, how can a mask made of cloth save you from covid?
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Jogba
NotYourPogba
Questions Thread If you were a fart, would you rather be the โloud and proudโ type or the โsilent but deadlyโ type? When did you last shower? What is
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sithjotaro
a short thread about OCD that you should take into account if you want to be mutuals with someone who has OCD (!!! my own experience !!!) 1. paraphilias paraphilias
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AnimooGrl1999
RECOMMENDATIONS for those that may want similar series a THREAD!!! If you liked Then
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