my niblings are here. it’s been so nice to hang out with them. they can go home whenever their mama gets here tho. because WOW THEY ARE DIRTY AND NOISY.

I’m not even 5% unpacked.
it looks like I moved in without cleaning. they got melted chocolate chip cookies on the walls. crumbs in my tub. THEY NEED THEIR OWN APARTMENT.

my sister just called. she has 90 minutes before I sit them out on the trash heap.

THERE ARE PEN MARKS ON MY COFFEE TABLE I AM FILING A LAWSUIT FOR DAMAGES

“we love it here!”
too bad you can’t come back here until you’re both 35.

one is a smelly tween and the other is a smelly kindergartner.
all they do is fart, eat, and sweat.
oh my goodness gracious.

got my house smelling like growth spurts and snack time

they’ve moved from the inexplicably sticky phase to the HOW DID THIS GET WET? phase.

I’m gonna lose my deposit fucking with these kids lmao

I just moved here and they got me lookin crazy

they’re gone. I’m sitting for 15 minutes in total silence.

now I feel better

picking this thread back up when they visit again.