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CHOICES. 
*a thread of hypothetical scenarios*
(Running it back for y’all
)
Here are the rules:
*a thread of hypothetical scenarios*
(Running it back for y’all
)Here are the rules:
1. You HAVE to choose.
2. Death is not an option.
3. Don’t think too hard and ruin the fun
If you wanna explain ya reasoning behind an answer, I’m all ears! lol
2. Death is not an option.
3. Don’t think too hard and ruin the fun
If you wanna explain ya reasoning behind an answer, I’m all ears! lol
1.
A- always have rotten-smelling breath, no matter how much you brush/dental care
B- always smell like spoiled tuna no matter how much you spray fragrance
A- always have rotten-smelling breath, no matter how much you brush/dental care
B- always smell like spoiled tuna no matter how much you spray fragrance
2.
A- lose the ability to pronounce all words that start with a vowel
B- lose the ability to swallow cold liquids (ALL your drinks have to be room temp/warm/hot)
A- lose the ability to pronounce all words that start with a vowel
B- lose the ability to swallow cold liquids (ALL your drinks have to be room temp/warm/hot)
3.
(See poll below. LMAO.)
(See poll below. LMAO.)
3a.
A- grow excessive hair on the bottom of your feet
B- grow excessive hair on your knees and elbows
No, it cannot be shaved.
A- grow excessive hair on the bottom of your feet
B- grow excessive hair on your knees and elbows
No, it cannot be shaved.
4.
A- the ability to read minds, but you lose your sight
B- the ability to see the future, but you lose your hearing
A- the ability to read minds, but you lose your sight
B- the ability to see the future, but you lose your hearing
5.
A- attend school for free, but lose a finger or toe every time you get a grade underneath a low B
B- free housing for the rest of your life, but you pay utilities in nail clippings... yours and other people’s
And yes, YOU have to clip them.
A- attend school for free, but lose a finger or toe every time you get a grade underneath a low B
B- free housing for the rest of your life, but you pay utilities in nail clippings... yours and other people’s
And yes, YOU have to clip them.
6.
A- never work again, but every weekend, you have to give 30min foot massages to 10 strangers..unpaid, of course.
B- never work again, but every week you have to eat 10 boogers from strangers’ noses
A- never work again, but every weekend, you have to give 30min foot massages to 10 strangers..unpaid, of course.
B- never work again, but every week you have to eat 10 boogers from strangers’ noses
7.
Let’s jump thru a portal, shall we?
(See poll below lmaooo)
Let’s jump thru a portal, shall we?
(See poll below lmaooo)
7a.
A- a dimension without Christmas or New Year celebrations period
B- a dimension with *every* holiday replaced by Christmas and New Year
A- a dimension without Christmas or New Year celebrations period
B- a dimension with *every* holiday replaced by Christmas and New Year
8.
A- ability to have children but with every pregnancy, you have quadruplets.
B- ability to have children, but you automatically get pregnant everytime your previous child turns 6months until you’re 50.
birth control & condoms do not exist.
A- ability to have children but with every pregnancy, you have quadruplets.
B- ability to have children, but you automatically get pregnant everytime your previous child turns 6months until you’re 50.
birth control & condoms do not exist.
9.
A- never have ANY seasoning on ANYTHING you cook or eat EVER AGAIN
B- EVERY dish you eat is spicy
(Yes, even normal shit like cereal and oatmeal)
A- never have ANY seasoning on ANYTHING you cook or eat EVER AGAIN
B- EVERY dish you eat is spicy
(Yes, even normal shit like cereal and oatmeal)
10.
A- get a new phone for free with every new release, but the battery only charges to 10%
B- have a phone battery that never dies, but you can only have *3* apps/widgets on your phone AT A TIME.
A- get a new phone for free with every new release, but the battery only charges to 10%
B- have a phone battery that never dies, but you can only have *3* apps/widgets on your phone AT A TIME.
11.
A- never find love
B- find love, but your partner pees AND poops the bed (no matter what y’all try to resolve it)
A- never find love
B- find love, but your partner pees AND poops the bed (no matter what y’all try to resolve it)
12.
A-everytime you drink any kind of liquid, you immediately pee on yourself
B- everytime you drink any kind of liquid, you immediately have a heavy nose bleed that can’t be stopped for 2 minutes.
A-everytime you drink any kind of liquid, you immediately pee on yourself
B- everytime you drink any kind of liquid, you immediately have a heavy nose bleed that can’t be stopped for 2 minutes.
13.
A- everytime you order food, you *never* receive the right order
B- everytime you eat a home-cooked meal, you find a long hair in your mouth
A- everytime you order food, you *never* receive the right order
B- everytime you eat a home-cooked meal, you find a long hair in your mouth
14.
A- lose all your fingers and live a life with no fingers PERIOD
B- lose an entire arm and have it replaced with a broom.
(The broom is unable to be detached. You just have a broom arm. 24/7. And avg sized broom.)
A- lose all your fingers and live a life with no fingers PERIOD
B- lose an entire arm and have it replaced with a broom.
(The broom is unable to be detached. You just have a broom arm. 24/7. And avg sized broom.)
14a.
This you?
This you?
15.
A- a world where every holiday meal consists of stuffing or dressing. Nothing else.
B- a world without any kind of traditional thanksgiving food PERIOD
A- a world where every holiday meal consists of stuffing or dressing. Nothing else.
B- a world without any kind of traditional thanksgiving food PERIOD
16.
A- everytime you fart, you let out an EXTREMELY loud fart whose smell lingers with you for an hour
B- everytime you fart (even the silent, tiny ones), you simultaneously have explosive diarrhea
A- everytime you fart, you let out an EXTREMELY loud fart whose smell lingers with you for an hour
B- everytime you fart (even the silent, tiny ones), you simultaneously have explosive diarrhea
17.
A- profusely sweat with ANY means of physical activity (even just walking to the bathroom)
B- profusely sweat every time you eat
Keyword: profusely. drench your shirt kind of deal LOL
A- profusely sweat with ANY means of physical activity (even just walking to the bathroom)
B- profusely sweat every time you eat
Keyword: profusely. drench your shirt kind of deal LOL
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