This shit is way funnier than abuser Doug Walker could ever aspire to be

Don’t listen to the filthy SJWs, you can continue to cry at Doug Walker dressed up as Judge Dredd for 4 hours

Even ignoring everything that happened personally, fuck is To Boldly Flee a piece of shit. We had viewing parties when it premiered because we couldn’t sit through this shit alone.

Everyone but me and Lewis couldn’t even finish reading the script it was so hackneyed, mean spirited, and self indulgent. Anything you think might be passable is just taken from a movie you haven’t seen so don’t realize it’s stolen word for word.

Even Brad “sucks Doug’s cock” Jones had a friend read the script for him and just give him the short version. He didn’t give a shit

Just doing the Ghostbusters Twinkie scene and changing two words? The shit? Is that parody? Family Guy weeps

Don’t forget the heartwarming scene of Doug giving himself head as he talks to himself about how great he is, then drives into a big old fart hole in space, then we can party in his house and the 10 millionth Star Wars ghost scene can begin bc they went to Shit Parody Class 101

This is of course was copied in the hit movie Jesus Bro, written by fellow abuser Brad Jones and starring yours truly. I thought the joke was shit