#Fart

Molly Spoopy Queen 🎃

molly_a_butler

Amazon's Swedish site launched today, and some autotranslate are hilarious. Watchdogs translated to "Look at Dogs." Fantasy Fart game Erotic scooter. Well, ok. Length of cable. 3 months.

Elie Mystal

ElieNYC

I'm thinking about the law professors and elite legal minds who are planning to vouch for Amy Coney Barrett "fitness" because they sat next to her at a cocktail party

Michaela 🌻

JustMichaelaa

Can we start a thread of all the weird shit you see on those “wish” ads? I’ll start with this winner. Like what does this even do? Direct the path

tea | aria day!

CATBOYSAMU

— THREAD OF EVERYTIME @/Osamu0fficial being an ass to me[ a totally lighthearted thread! ] maybe it’s started around this WAIT NO I THINK IT’S BECAUSE I TWEETED A LOT

Jeff Jarvis

jeffjarvis

I far prefer blogs to email newsletters & podcasts, which are about creator control, walled gardens of a sort. Blogs are open & thrive on links & conversation. Newsletters &

Ontarom

Ontarom01

I've been thinking a lot about Disney's "Hunchback of Notre Dame". Mostly, why? Why that story? Why them? Was it because they wanted to make oscar-bait animation movies? This and

Andrew Tagg

andrewjtagg

Is farting an aerosol-generating procedure?A tweetorial… When I was researching this article on aerosol-generating procedures the question just popped into my mind.https://dontforgetthebubbles.com/aerosol-generating-procedures/ And it see

Blue Lizard24

blue_lizard24

Plz reply with your opinion:Is it just me with a conscious mental block that doesn’t allow myself to develop a shit fetish? I just know it’s looked down upon far

dan le sac

danlesac

Love ya, appreciate ya but this just isn’t sustainable. I’m gonna go to sleep for like 18hrs BUT when I wake up can someone just give me a day job?I’m

parth

pettyparthy

i was having a poem breakdown so my friends wrote me a poem my each contributing a line. here goes:We luv u parth, and your thicc heart When boys see

michaeljflexer

michaeljflexer

OLD FART ALERT: My 15yo is (loudly) chatting to a girl and teen courting in the age of Covid is fucking weird. First, he checked the veracity of her Facebook

zein doesnt miss ibaa

yooncuddle

the official fart keychain sounds - a thread the full on the slider the wet the hot the ripper the cheeky end of thread have a nice day

jim_kuenzer

jim_kuenzer

Today, I learned a new expression the young people are using: slaps. As in, ”I love the new T-Swift recording. It slaps!”Below are a few examples of how I, a

Rupert Cocke

RupertCocke

Catalan President Quim Torra has been banned from public office. Let's run through some of his greatest hits. (1) Openly defying electoral law. (2) Saying Catalan nationalists should start a

z0e - 🙃 denotes sarcasm

zoe6942069

A brain fart on the "Cancel Culture": Just engaging with the so-called "cancel culture" at this point is playing into the hands of reactionaries and oligarchs. You wanna talk about

An Idiot Plays (A.I.P if you please)

idiot_plays

Well....that threw me for a loop. I have tomorrow off with the possibility of Monday as well. Work is slowing down so I may even be laid off for a