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dave
airbagged
Can we have a moment of KK Silence for all the poor souls who started Animal Crossing during this event and cant build bridges, find 30 iron ore, materials for
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Zeba Khan
Zebasez
Fifteen Dozen Eggs: A true story.So eggs were sold out EXCEPT for the mega FIFTEEN DOZEN box. So that’s how many we have now. 12 x 15 = 180 eggs.
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Chris Conroy
ConroyForReal
Welp, I snapped. It’s downloading. Gotta clean this screen, huh? This is already charming as fuck You, a simpleton: naming your ANIMAL CROSSING island “Krakoa”Me, a genius and aesthete:
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Jonn Elledge
JonnElledge
Hipster coffee place near me now cheerfully selling individual eggs at 20p each. This isn't a comment on the price, I'm just amused at eggs becoming a sort of artisan
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Angela Mayfield
pinkrocktopus
This is eggs in a basket, and I’m willing to get violent about it.https://twitter.com/jpawgmafia/status/1251670930822098944 If you call this some frog shit, or Hawaiian eyes like my college roommate (wtf Jess??)
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jojoだ
ton_ee_
how to make proper scrambled eggs without that flipping ugly bullshit- crack ya eggs into a bowl. season as wished.- beat that motherfucker for a good 1-2 minutes. - heat
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Joyce Alene
JoyceWhiteVance
1/ We have a broody hen named Pepper (that means she wants to sit on eggs & hatch them, even if they aren’t her own) so I ordered her some
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The Mossad: Zionists and Loving It
TheMossadIL
Jews 3000 years from now:"Why on other nights do we eat a hard boiled egg and on this night we eat aquafaba?""Because our ancestors hurried to the supermarket and couldn't
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Aaron Linde
aaronlinde
every occasion I have to reflect on Nintendo's Play It Loud ad campaign reminds me about how I'm vaguely embarrassed to have grown up in the 90s Like eggs? Not
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BENDY
TheBenderWin
Day 3: One of the first thoughts I had when I woke up this morning was trying to decide if eggs were considered meat or if it was vegetarian acceptable.Turns
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Jonathan 🇧🇦🇺🇸
trousdales
How to do sausage in eggs. A primer (with videos) https://twitter.com/trousdales/status/1264793739408662528 Take the sausage. This is sausage here. It's "tea sausage". It's cold. You slice it thin, kinda like pepperoni.
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Dua the Dietitian
amuslimRDN
Assalamualaikum/hey!⠀Have you ever cracked open an egg to find “blood” in it? If you use brown eggs, it’s probably happened more often than white eggs. What is it?⠀⠀And, what do
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Dad versus Eating Disorder
hopefullDadNC
When my daughter was small. Maybe 4 or 5, I took her to an Easter egg hunt. It was a big event. Lots of kids. She was small. Not very
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Pissed Off Panda 🐼👽😡
PissedOffMandaP
No. These are not pickled eggs. These are homegrown, unwashed eggs stored in lime water. The lime water fills in all the pores of the egg and encases them in
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Brian Aspinall
mraspinall
Compare and contrast! Learning at home! Which eggs are store bought?Which do you think came from the farm? What makes you think that? How many eggs came from the farm?
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Yemi Johnson
yemi_uc
Have you ever made money on the internet? If you've made money on the internet, tell us how you made your first buck.I will go first.I worked on a poultry
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