This is eggs in a basket, and I’m willing to get violent about it.
If you call this some frog shit, or Hawaiian eyes like my college roommate (wtf Jess??) now you know it is EGGS. IN. A BASKET. When you learn better, you do better.
Also, we only pluralize the eggs. Yes, each slice of bread is its own basket but that’s irrelevant. Eggs in a basket. Not egg in a baskets.

Like A Teibe Called Quest. Please say the whole thing. Eggs in a basket.
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