This is eggs in a basket, and I’m willing to get violent about it. https://twitter.com/jpawgmafia/status/1251670930822098944
If you call this some frog shit, or Hawaiian eyes like my college roommate (wtf Jess??) now you know it is EGGS. IN. A BASKET. When you learn better, you do better.
Also, we only pluralize the eggs. Yes, each slice of bread is its own basket but that’s irrelevant. Eggs in a basket. Not egg in a baskets.

Like A Teibe Called Quest. Please say the whole thing. Eggs in a basket.
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