Jews 3000 years from now:

"Why on other nights do we eat a hard boiled egg and on this night we eat aquafaba?"

"Because our ancestors hurried to the supermarket and couldn't find eggs."
And the people of Israel spoke on Facebook on the fifteenth day of quarantine. And the people grumbled against Bibi. And said to him, “Would that we had died by the hand of the Coronavirus in the land of Israel, when we sat by our breakfasts for two until we were full.
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