Hipster coffee place near me now cheerfully selling individual eggs at 20p each.

This isn't a comment on the price, I'm just amused at eggs becoming a sort of artisan product you buy one at a time

also I know I walked into this, but the number of people who clearly want to rinse me for not apparently knowing how much eggs cost, when I'm not a politician & about 80% of my brand is "I hate the general public and would rather not be in touch with them", is a bit off

PLEASE DO NOT INTERPRET THIS AS AN INVITATION TO DISCUSS THE PRICE OF EGGS

oh no

Two hours in, and people are still sharing with me their views on eggs.