Fifteen Dozen Eggs: A true story.

So eggs were sold out EXCEPT for the mega FIFTEEN DOZEN box. So that’s how many we have now. 12 x 15 = 180 eggs.

Day 1: Made what I thought was a HUGE breakfast skillet, and used all of...6 eggs.

180-6= 174

174 Eggs to go.

Talk at breakfast centered on what to do with the rest of them.

Kids suggested we throw them at people not wearing masks.

My mom added that they should be boiled first for emphasis.

Husband very ingeniously took two whole trays over to his barber.

174 - 24 = 150

A tray of eggs does not apparently equal a dozen. So now the barber has... SIXTY eggs, not 24. NO TAKE BACKS!

174 - *60* = 114

My momma has baked two cakes and boiled eggs for egg salad and that’s 20 more!

114-20 = 94