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So here's a thing. I need a new vacuum cleaner. I realised earlier that there is absolutely no way I'm going to buy a Dyson, because a) my last one

So nobody's watching, but best I can tell Labour's theoretically entirely winnable campaign for the West Midlands mayoralty is utterly imploding: half the staff have quit in a flurry of

This morning I am off on a quest, which starts here. A vague sense of momentary smugness to anyone who can guess where to. I had forgotten that in the

So angry about the university stuff. Imagine being 18, locked down indefinitely with a bunch of strangers, and possibly stuck there over Christmas with no pastoral care, just so that

The thing is, considering he's had four years, Sadiq Khan's accomplishments really aren't all that. It should be possible to nail him on some stuff.Yet Shaun Bailey remains bafflingly committed

Okay. Gonna get shit from everyone for this. But: It strikes me that one of the problems faced by left-leaning media not faced by the right is that a lot

So which is it? Are people who want to sit in the park for an hour the worst people on earth? Or are those who stay at home getting it

Paul Joseph Watson has said that his problem is "attracting too many women", and I'm sure that's definitely true, and am now imagining a French farce about a shut in

Hipster coffee place near me now cheerfully selling individual eggs at 20p each. This isn't a comment on the price, I'm just amused at eggs becoming a sort of artisan

What, and I ask this sincerely, the fuckhttps://twitter.com/Zone1Bracket/status/1246712932496539648 Lambeth, okay, I can cope with. It's not a borough I have huge love for but there are good bits. It's fine.But

I am rewatching all of Doctor Who in order, and I'm still in the first season but the costumes are wild Some of the episode titles are amazing though I