every occasion I have to reflect on Nintendo's Play It Loud ad campaign reminds me about how I'm vaguely embarrassed to have grown up in the 90s

Like eggs? Not the eggs your mom made for you before she got hit by that bus (nerd!), I'm talkin' Yoshi eggs: worlds of hurt served piping-hot straight from a dinosaur's magical butthole. Just try not to shit yourself from the sheer excitement, you dumbass orphan [guitar riff]

I want to feed the entire Play It Loud campaign into GPT-2 and see what sort of x-games poetry spills outta that robot