every occasion I have to reflect on Nintendo& #39;s Play It Loud ad campaign reminds me about how I& #39;m vaguely embarrassed to have grown up in the 90s

Like eggs? Not the eggs your mom made for you before she got hit by that bus (nerd!), I& #39;m talkin& #39; Yoshi eggs: worlds of hurt served piping-hot straight from a dinosaur& #39;s magical butthole. Just try not to shit yourself from the sheer excitement, you dumbass orphan [guitar riff]

I want to feed the entire Play It Loud campaign into GPT-2 and see what sort of x-games poetry spills outta that robot