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Steph
stephperry
omg i'm so excited for my dmv appointment that i made 15 days ago!!! should i get vanity plates? if yes, what should they say? word play on PT cruiser
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A friend to all is a friend to none
keepsitrustic
I have been cycling for two months now. I have gone at 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 7 PM, 8 PM, 9 PM. I have one bad experience at
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Banks
BanksResearcher
In this thread I will be discussing a potential and documented money trail thru which Trump may directly be profiting off the PPE shortage. This is alarming as Trump can
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misery gamifier
JoinTheSchwarz
see you on the other side It will make you happy (?) to know that "robodick" appears to be the consensus People have given this a lot of thought. I'm
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Fey
bitch_voice
I was listening to this song https://youtu.be/elTpZF7_nfU and like—high skk vibes and guwifjskdkksksd lowkey wanna cry its sweet asg Like I'd like to think it's pre-atsu and they keep contact
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Sara Benincasa
SaraJBenincasa
I read about a lady who disappeared after her husband asked for a divorce. Her car was abandoned at a quarry. No note. An international search ensued. They found her
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TrueAnon Pod
TrueAnonPod
I am the guy in your MFA. I am your ex boyfriend who made you watch the movie you hated. I am sorry those guys made you read Infinite Jest.
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High Empress Pooh 🦋🧘🏽♀️🔮
justpooh_
Can i help you all real quick, manifesting is all about the intentions there is no way in the world that because you ask the universe to deliver someone specific
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god is a freudian sex dream
saucerfulofsins
A ThreadTM! For Shiro and Keith smoking up, because I passed 420 followers this week and 4/20 ALSO happened this week. (I've also been busy with class/adjusting to online class/thesis).
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Thales of Tampa Bay
VarangianSkull
1/ It amazes me how many followers women can get in an absurdly short amount of time just by posting some tease shots or a few lewds.The equivalent does not
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🐾 Papa Huttsy 🐺 Wolf O'Donnell's Seat Cushion🍑
HuttserGreywolf
God I hate this stupid ass community sometimesJohn Oliver has been known to donate to many causes during his show and this isn't the first time he's done this! The
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Dell Cameron
dellcam
gotta be honest, can't wait for a bunch of @dailycaller virgins to try and pull some revolutionary bullshit and get gatted down on facebook live in what'll be the most
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intermezzo no.69
malektomercury
what your bo rhap boy bias says about u: a thread rami: funniest, sweetest, most creative, loyal, big dick energy, popular, hot af, succesful, most talented, most chaotic, smartest
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Marley🍉🥝🍒🐟🌻
mca_adventures
I’ve decided it’s time to listen to the latest Avett album... A thread, song by song 1) I love the actual music, what are these lyrics? This would be better
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Jessica Price
Delafina777
Thread. This ties into what I was saying earlier about how you're not even going to START fixing the industry's problems by getting rid of one white guy at WOTC.
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ceo of bonds of brass
tatsunseely
..........cr Lewis frowned, then rolled away from her, onto his side. “I know. I’m not any good at sex.”The sad way he said it broke Alice’s heart. But, unfortunately, it
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