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Hello again, New York. I might stay awhile. Here is a photo of me pretending I wasn’t just crying. (The previous owner was also Italian so I am legally obligated

I AM STILL PROCESSING THIS STORY. First of all, Mom really caught that surprise baby. Second, the NICU girls are on vacation but they still have to work, v normal

Since ppl are going outside more, it is time for my semiannual reminder that anybody can get skin cancer, regardless of skin tone, and while I am a pallid ghost

I read about a lady who disappeared after her husband asked for a divorce. Her car was abandoned at a quarry. No note. An international search ensued. They found her

Jury is 5 men, 7 women, half people of color as per the reporter on CBSN in Minnesota. One a cardiac care nurse in her fifties, one a Black grandmother

Happy Scorpio SZN! You'll know it's Scorpio Season because every Scorpio you've ever met will be chanting it from the rooftops and in our underground dungeons in between our favorite

I have a lot of friends from Chicago and the reason is that it's efficient. You just get off a plane, introduce yourself to one person, feel the vibe and

I certainly don’t believe that lady is patient zero at the White House. This president caught the rona at one of his slobby knob mob rallies and threw little Leni

The reality is that if they actually have COVID-19, they will get exactly the kind of lovely medical care they've worked so extraordinarily hard to deny every American who doesn't

I really appreciate a lot of people sharing their stories of pregnancy loss, stillbirth, miscarriage, and related experiences today. I think it's incredibly helpful to so many people who suffer

My friend and I just keep making my hair lighter and lighter, presumably so I can infiltrate some terrible conservative white family's gender reveal party as Cousin Jayleen and slip

You can only use one spice for the rest of your life. One. This is not a Dune joke and also salt does not count as a spice and I