I read about a lady who disappeared after her husband asked for a divorce. Her car was abandoned at a quarry. No note. An international search ensued. They found her at a hotel in South Africa registered under her husband& #39;s mistress& #39;s name. Agatha Christie, vengeance icon.
Then she got MARRIED AGAIN, to a new guy 13 years her junior who fully knew about the first marriage. You know that man was a Pisces. You can step on their throat and they& #39;re like, "Here is a diamond, would you like to kick me in the dick also?" God, I love Agatha Christie.
The mistress& #39;s fucking surname. Incredible. A masterstroke. That& #39;s called walking the talk. Sure, you can write 80 books, most of them crime novels, but can you LIVE them? Agatha Christie could indeed. As a Scorpio, my hat is off to this grande dame.
The STRATEGY. They had a thousand cops looking for her and apparently 15,000 volunteers. Love that misuse of people& #39;s time, all to piss off the soon-to-be-ex-husband and his woman. Spectacular work.
You just really don& #39;t expect that kind of behavior from an Agatha.
That might be the wildest Agatha move ever.
I am so proud of her. She& #39;s very dead. But she lived! Boy, did she LIVE.
Oh whoops! She was found in England at some spa. But she used her husband& #39;s mistress& #39;s surname and claimed to be from South Africa. God, that makes it even wilder - she was in the country with all the press going on. WOW AGGIE WOW.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle gave one of Agatha Christie& #39;s gloves to a medium, presumably to see if she were dead or just lost, and I can& #39;t believe nobody was like, "Art, look. That& #39;s just...babe, no."
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