gotta be honest, can't wait for a bunch of @dailycaller virgins to try and pull some revolutionary bullshit and get gatted down on facebook live in what'll be the most highly faved police shooting in history https://gizmodo.com/report-over-100-militant-groups-have-been-promoting-se-1843051231

imagine cutting that blue amazon prime tape on the box containing your new tri-corn hat and feeling all that blood instantly rush to your dick

it’ll never not be hilarious that certain reporters who took themselves seriously pre-2016 wasted their time defending all this stupidity. and it’s funny they think we won’t make it a point to mock them for the rest of their careers

Do they not think two decades from now while trying to advance their careers they won’t be remembered for enthusiastically supporting the president who joked on TV that one time that we should all drink bleach.

A presidency is a really stupid thing to sacrifice your integrity over. It’s so temporary and yet always unforgivable.