I am the guy in your MFA. I am your ex boyfriend who made you watch the movie you hated. I am sorry those guys made you read Infinite Jest. I will make you read the Koran. I am not on the Shittiest Men In Media List. I am on the List of Souls Doomed Forever.

I am sorry. Just kidding—I take it back. Lend me some money. Can my friends come over? My buddy Rat Dick thinks your roommate smells nice. Haha. Just kidding. I Promise I’ll pay you back. Can I borrow this sweat shirt. My veins are all fucked up. Can I please use yours tonight

My body is shaped like a hand grenade. My penis is shaped like the Sol rune. People salute it—it’s how I root out my enemies. They try to do runic magic on me. I am immune; Jews can’t function like that. We’re streaming in one hour on http://Twitch.tv/trueanon 

We aren’t talking about von List on the stream but I’ve been making notes. I’m gonna summon him from the dead, I think. I’m gonna make this dumpy fuck a golem as Revenge for spitting on God

I will understand and then destroy you