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DUNGEON MASTER: so you see character creation is very simple. the setting really only has one rule which is that you don't eat fruit from the magic tree-
ADAM: 99% understood
EVE: what would you say the distance is in feet between me and the tree, and also how fast can I move
ADAM: 99% understood
EVE: what would you say the distance is in feet between me and the tree, and also how fast can I move
DM: back at the humble village John the Baptist is waiting for you, seems like he has a quest-
SALOME: I draw my vorpal blade
DM: this is not the tone of game that we agreed upon last week
SALOME: I draw my vorpal blade
DM: this is not the tone of game that we agreed upon last week
DM: again, the tavernkeeper isn't inclined to let you in
MARY: WHY
DM: mary you are a heavily pregnant paladin carrying a donkey and a druid
JOSEPH: if I summon an animal what will turn up, because if we get a donkey again I will riot I specifically asked for a giant crab
MARY: WHY
DM: mary you are a heavily pregnant paladin carrying a donkey and a druid
JOSEPH: if I summon an animal what will turn up, because if we get a donkey again I will riot I specifically asked for a giant crab
JESUS: does anyone remember where I left the zombie
DM: ok so (checks notes) you left Lazarus...on a street corner
JESUS: oh. well he'll probably be alright
DM: if by alright you mean prowling the city at night feasting on civilians until someone hunts him down then yes
DM: ok so (checks notes) you left Lazarus...on a street corner
JESUS: oh. well he'll probably be alright
DM: if by alright you mean prowling the city at night feasting on civilians until someone hunts him down then yes
DM: paul there's an ominous scent as you enter the room. someone has left an ox head on your pallet
PAUL: who did this
DM: roll investigation
PAUL: 23
DM: it was the Corinthians
PAUL: I BLOODY KNEW IT. I fetch my quill.
PAUL: who did this
DM: roll investigation
PAUL: 23
DM: it was the Corinthians
PAUL: I BLOODY KNEW IT. I fetch my quill.
DM: Judas the soldiers pay you 30 pieces of silver for your information
JUDAS: wait wait wait how much is that in gold pieces again
DM: about 3 gold
JUDAS: i betrayed the party for THREE GOLD???
JUDAS: wait wait wait how much is that in gold pieces again
DM: about 3 gold
JUDAS: i betrayed the party for THREE GOLD???
DM: so you're really sure about this
ABRAHAM: he should have at least 6 hit points and it's only a very small dagger, there's like a 1 in 4 chance this kills him
ISAAC: f a t h e r n o
ABRAHAM: look if he dies he's not even level two yet he can start over as his twin Brisaac
ABRAHAM: he should have at least 6 hit points and it's only a very small dagger, there's like a 1 in 4 chance this kills him
ISAAC: f a t h e r n o
ABRAHAM: look if he dies he's not even level two yet he can start over as his twin Brisaac
