neurodiverse wizarding

- spellbook has 3 eagerly written spells & 50 resentfully half-written spells
- bag of holding dirty laundry
- i didn& #39;t know which spells to take so I was up all night making a scroll of Jump
- i bought 15 frogs
- WAIT I had a familiar has anyone seen it
neurodiverse cleric

- my god seems to like sacrifices so I left them a sandwich
- i pray for extra time in bed
- i have blessed 15 vials of holy water and left them all at home
- i don& #39;t know why this person is crying should i cast cure wounds no now they are just angry
neurodiverse bard

- i have suddenly realized I was been talking for longer than i thought and everyone is staring oh god i said something offensive didn& #39;t I which bit WHICH BIT SHOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR ok ok its fine just smile and wave nope that made it worse
neurodiverse druid

- i love cats
- I LOVE CATS
- here is my pet cat, and all my things have cats on them and i turned into a cat

- why are you looking at me like that and why don& #39;t you seem to like your own hobbies as much as I like turning into a cat
neurodiverse artificer

- i made a robot out of cans and pencils
- no i don& #39;t how how the washer works why would i
neurodiverse monk

- i haven& #39;t spoken to another human in like a week and the only reason I noticed is because i finally found my phone in the fridge
- i only wear pajamas, for several reasons including the seamless transition from bed to desk to bed
neurodiverse warlock

- my relationship to you is confusing and I do not fully understand it but after all this time it seems rude to ask

- oh an unexpected gift how lovely give me 10 minutes while I quietly panic about how to react and if I should have got you something as well
neurodiverse paladin

- i have built my life around three flagship misconceptions

- i DO have an aura but it just seems to make people nervous
neurodiverse rogue

- people seem to have two modes: forgetting I exist entirely or scolding me for things I did wrong

- i have many years of practice sneaking to the edge of a social gathering and fleeing into the night
neurodiverse sorcerer

- people told me i was Gifted but then i burned out due to the pressure because my abilities came with other needs that weren& #39;t being met and anyway my family took down all the photos of me from the hallway and I have to see a therapist
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