neurodiverse wizarding

- spellbook has 3 eagerly written spells & 50 resentfully half-written spells
- bag of holding dirty laundry
- i didn't know which spells to take so I was up all night making a scroll of Jump
- i bought 15 frogs
- WAIT I had a familiar has anyone seen it
neurodiverse cleric

- my god seems to like sacrifices so I left them a sandwich
- i pray for extra time in bed
- i have blessed 15 vials of holy water and left them all at home
- i don't know why this person is crying should i cast cure wounds no now they are just angry
neurodiverse bard

- i have suddenly realized I was been talking for longer than i thought and everyone is staring oh god i said something offensive didn't I which bit WHICH BIT SHOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR ok ok its fine just smile and wave nope that made it worse
neurodiverse druid

- i love cats
- I LOVE CATS
- here is my pet cat, and all my things have cats on them and i turned into a cat

- why are you looking at me like that and why don't you seem to like your own hobbies as much as I like turning into a cat
neurodiverse artificer

- i made a robot out of cans and pencils
- no i don't how how the washer works why would i
neurodiverse monk

- i haven't spoken to another human in like a week and the only reason I noticed is because i finally found my phone in the fridge
- i only wear pajamas, for several reasons including the seamless transition from bed to desk to bed
neurodiverse warlock

- my relationship to you is confusing and I do not fully understand it but after all this time it seems rude to ask

- oh an unexpected gift how lovely give me 10 minutes while I quietly panic about how to react and if I should have got you something as well
neurodiverse paladin

- i have built my life around three flagship misconceptions

- i DO have an aura but it just seems to make people nervous
neurodiverse rogue

- people seem to have two modes: forgetting I exist entirely or scolding me for things I did wrong

- i have many years of practice sneaking to the edge of a social gathering and fleeing into the night
neurodiverse sorcerer

- people told me i was Gifted but then i burned out due to the pressure because my abilities came with other needs that weren't being met and anyway my family took down all the photos of me from the hallway and I have to see a therapist
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