I was reading Volos Guide to Monsters on mind flayers and I don't know whose idea it was to have 'cleansing rooms' where they shave heads, take clothes and 'dispose of' sickly captives but apparently holocaust reenactment is Family Friendly in a way consensual gay intimacy is not
page 78, Volo's Guide to Monsters

"Freshly captured victims are processed in the cleansing chambers. Their gear is removed and either destroyed or kept...their hair is shaved to prevent parasites, and any sickly ones are disposed of"

I love this family friendly game
when is this game going to stop pretending they are writing it for kids because they CLEARLY are not

they just want an excuse to ban any content that talks about sex in a more educated manner than pictures of boobs in chainmail, whilst simultaneously revelling in violence
ME: i think people of all ages could benefit from more queer-centric content, more content about sex and intimacy and more intelligent content about relationships

WOTC: yea no we think the kids would love to play in a holocaust proxy. sounds great, ooh give them a knife too
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