the lesbians over there building furniture together while the boyfriend and I have (in our sublime indolence) resorted to using the dining table to prop up the tv because all the other surfaces are filled with plastic miniatures, dice, rpgs and snacks https://twitter.com/Gingerhazing/status/1264409598099775489

i mean we COULD buy more furniture but I am firmly against spending money on anything that doesn't either make pew pew noises or have a dragon on the front

lol I remember all the adults in my life telling me one day I'd have to grow up because my "wife" wouldn't "put up with all this nonsense"

ahahahahaha

jokes on you society because I'm marrying a boy and we are BOTH useless, so I guess we're living how we want, and if I feel inclined to leave my coat on the floor and dragon books all over the house then that's exactly what I'm going to do

I haven't touched the wardrobe in 6 months and I don't even care, it's boring and I find no joy in it

wardrobe, you are banished. clothes go in the Pile, or maybe in the Other Pile when they are used

anyway the point is marry someone who brings you happiness and lives the way you want to live? that's the only important thing. heteronormative TV tells you that all wives and husbands are completely unalike and resent each other but that's simply not true. don't settle.

one of the biggest sins straight people media ever perpetrated against society was convincing all of us that any relationship was better than waiting for a good one and that in order for a relationship to be valid you have to give up being who you are and also yell at each other

be yourself
maybe even learn to love yourself a little

that way you'll maybe find someone who loves the person you actually are, and you can share your life with them if you like

and if you don't find someone, then if you're okay with yourself you still won't be unhappy

TL;DR models are cool and I'm gonna put a spaceman with a lazer gun in the freezer so when the bf next opens it he's like wtf