My friend and I just keep making my hair lighter and lighter, presumably so I can infiltrate some terrible conservative white family's gender reveal party as Cousin Jayleen and slip Planned Parenthood stickers into all the gift bags.
Also a legitimate genius on Instagram figured out my new look for Fall 2020!
I think in this photo I look like a professional pageant mentor and cheerleader coach outside Odessa, TX and somebody on Instagram told me it better be Odessa-Midland and I was like, "Yes ma'am." It was a good punch-up sesh. (I LOVE IT.)
Also in the early '90s I was on the world championship baton and dance team and I believe the preceding photographs in this thread truly display that aspect of my personal aesthetic. Thank you for coming on this journey with me!!!!
Okay so @LeilaSalesBooks asked for pics and I feel I must affix them to this thread.
Okay so @LeilaSalesBooks asked for pics and I feel I must affix them to this thread.
Okay so @LeilaSalesBooks asked for pics and I feel I must affix them to this thread.
Okay so @LeilaSalesBooks asked for pics and I feel I must affix them to this thread.
Okay so @LeilaSalesBooks asked for pics and I feel I must affix them to this thread.
Here is a photo of my actual personality.
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