You can only use one spice for the rest of your life. One. This is not a Dune joke and also salt does not count as a spice and I know some of you think it does and the rest of us know who you are and it makes me sad but that's your journey. (Cinnamon counts and I choose it.)
I just want you all to know that this is a personality test I invented and I am figuring out all your personalities based on your answers, whether or not I deem your answers acceptable. My assistants are logging EVERYTHING here at the Institute in my Castle of Learning.
I hope you all enjoyed this little slice of Early Twitter When It Was More Fun And Benevolently Weird. Goodnight!
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