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Shout out to the true heroes of #SNLAtHome and also of every film or episode of television you’ve ever seen: the editors. You sweet sweet Avid jockeys with your carpal
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Okay so if you had endless tons of money, what charities would you start? Mine would give free excellent comprehensive mental health care (conventional medical methods combined with nice hippie
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Some ppl don’t know that Los Angeles, the city itself, is roughly 450 mi.², give or take. This is why it is possible for me to wonder if my cat
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I once drank a Slurpee and got on the 101 to drive 5 miles at rush hour. It took 1 hour 45 minutes and I pissed all over my boyfriend
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I took part in this study. This is pretty scary but not unexpected. Shout out to the @KeckMedUSC students and the County Dept. of Public Health phlebotomist for doing an
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.@BebeNeuwirth My friend is a very talented and critically acclaimed food writer but what’s more important is I believe Helen has cracked a case here…https://twitter.com/hels/status/1248266888385306630 @BebeNeuwirth of course I’m not
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If you are from any one of a few countries I will marry you for your passport. It’s fine if you’re hot,
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I’ve only ever seen 45 min of Thor: Ragnarok while waiting at Planned Parenthood for birth control years ago. Tonight I shall watch the whole thing with homemade pasta &
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Since my dad isn't able to play poker with his buddies, he wrote them an email where he wrote a "recap" of what would've happened. It's basically him roasting them
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I don't know what this means but I assume you'll explain it to me. This makes way more sense, because I've actually seen the show. Hardcore relate to this one.
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What is the word for when you self quarantine for X days or whatever and then somebody else self Qz for 14 days and then you are cool to hang
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