#Wanker

seven ?!

iHugSallyFace

words/phrases i think only british people would knownon british oomfs qrt if u wanna guess what they mean!! mum wheres ma jumpa wots all dis then alright me luvver/babber butters

Wilma #TiredBanana CrackenHack

capuchinster

I assume this was in the mid-50s, yes? Oh, and just btw, congratulations on being my #JudgementalCuntOfTheMorning, eh?https://twitter.com/amscanlon/status/1279278869938409472 Just in case I get a lickle ban.... Please know I quite

BBCC Stan account

PrincessOz444

THREAD OF WHY BTS ARE MORE CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT AND IMPORTANT THAN THE BEATLES EVER WERE: John Lennon: Dead, wifebeaterJungkook; Not dead, respects women, wears cute earrings Paul McCartney: Insufferable wanker,

Michael Govern Ready

mikegove12

Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-PepysJuly 25th 1665Up and this morning was brought home my new Burberry cloake that is lined with velvet and a good cloth Lewis

thebuggy9000

thebuggy9000

Here's a list of stuff that anyone can refer back to regarding my boundaries and what I'm comfortable with as a creator :] What To Call MeBuggy is fine! I

Matt Haig

matthaig1

I know there is nothing more wanky than a writer offering writer tips but I am a writer (and a wanker) and am in a bedroom waiting for one of

Paul Joseph Watson

PrisonPlanet

Piers, you’re a little bitch.Your entire career is based around pretending to be annoyed by anything, including vegan fucking sausage rolls.The fact that you’re now our de facto Prime Minister

GOPPouncer

Mellecon

Melle Rant some truths:1) No, not everyone yanks their wanker on work zoom calls. That's actually quite creepy, but given that the media has been larping "the resistance" for 4

Pete M

fastcarspete

The main thing that really annoyed me about Corbyn was he pretended to sit on the fence about Brexit.He was nowhere near the fence.A time served Brexiter, long before Johnson,

Matt

MC1877_

Best football phrases/sayings, A thread: “Not fit to wear the shirt” This here, is a classic. Often used when a player is being lazy, or having an off game. Top

Laura

fairycakes

11 years ago I worked in a HMV store and it still remains one of the most surreal employments I’ve ever had. Here are some of the highlights: There was

Danny Boy

Care2much18

"Oh it'll be the BLM protest fault when the 2nd wave arrives!""It'll be that Iraqi family in Sligo fault!"It'll be the 30 MAGA lads fault, my cousin's friend's brother's girlfriend

Oonagh

Okeating

Duo Lingo: For when you'd love to be able to translate "The crab drinks wine before the fox eats a banana", but ideally whilst being patronised by a cartoon owl

maggie☾🥂

valiumyum

tread of my opinions of the zodiac signs lol Pisces-the best sign-sweet caring people-really funny-super cool-lonely-stuck in your daydreams -depressed -anxious-lowkey should be institutionalised -i’m a pisces this is a

Roy

badwool9

13 years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 13 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need

James Whatley

Whatleydude

So it's #WorldSuicidePreventionDay / #WSPD2019.Been going back and forth on this one all day. But seeing the samaritans at the station on my way home from work pushed me over