words/phrases i think only british people would know
non british oomfs qrt if u wanna guess what they mean!!

mum wheres ma jumpa

wots all dis then

alright me luvver/babber

butters

bemmie

posh

clapped

wheres ee off to then?

luvs it i dooze

thats proper

knackered

minging

wurz zat to

thats a big slider

wheres attoo?

jobs a good 'un

loo

pissed

tosser

wanker

scran

i cant understand a word yum saying ow bis

id be aff up the inclune by now

Daps

i'm going to Asdol's to get some Lamberts

daft

bairn

reckon 'e thinks 'es proper 'ard

skint

is this snow going to pitch?

cheers, drive

dodgy

minted

i've scraged my knee

where you going/off to

doylem

wey-aye

knob

knobhead

im gunna see ar mua

gutted

nicked

plastered

chuffed

bird

bloke

nutter

skive

bog

tosh

lost the plot

gobby

gonna pop down chippy n get a butty

yonks

kip

bog standard

knickers

dinna

gert lush

lad

wanking/havin' a wank