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The secret blog of Dominic Cummings, aged 13¾ Nov 25th I got up at 6 a.m. today to start my new paper round. I’m delivering on Tufton Street. The papers

The secret blog of Dom Cummings, aged 13 3/4Nov 11thNow I know I'm an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the TV last night and I understood nearly every word.

Goveller’s TravelsTuesday 27th October My nurse Therese Coffey being at the chamber pot, the window was open and I saw in the great Brobdingnag Channel a vessel the size of

Goveller’s TravelsThursday 22nd October The enormous Tories of Brobdingnag, hearing my wistful tails of British profligacy, took all occasions to divert me with descriptions of their own, such as spaffing

Goveller’s Travels Tuesday 6th OctoberThe gargantuan Tories of Brobdingnag pulled the throne room apart looking for sixteen thousand lost test results. I enquired if this was why Matt Hancock’s head

Goveller’s TravelsMonday 14th September 1727 We had not travelled twenty leagues on the RMS Brexcusitania when Captain Johnson slipped into a coma after a freak getting dressed accident involving clothes.

Goveller’s TravelsSeptember 4th 1727Of the inhabitants of Lilliput; their learning, laws, and customs.Although I intend to leave the description of this empire to another treatise, I am content to gratify

Goveller’s TravelsAug 27thThe affairs of Lilliput described.After I had obtained my liberty a spite named Patel came to me. I lay down that she might the more conveniently reach my

Goveller’s TravelsAugust 26th The diversions of the court of Lilliput described. My good behaviour had gained so far that I began to conceive hopes of getting my liberty and I

Govellar’s TravelsAugust 25thAs news of my arrival spread through the kingdom, it brought prodigious numbers of rich, idle, and credulous people to see me and with the villages emptied of

GOVELLER’S TRAVELSAug 24thThe author learns about Lilliprexit. He gains favour by his mild disposition. I must confess I never beheld a more entertaining prospect. The miniature country, apart from the

Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-PepysJuly 25th 1665Up and this morning was brought home my new Burberry cloake that is lined with velvet and a good cloth Lewis