tread of my opinions of the zodiac signs lol
Pisces
-the best sign
-sweet caring people
-really funny
-super cool
-lonely
-stuck in your daydreams
-depressed
-anxious
-lowkey should be institutionalised
-i’m a pisces this is a cry for help
aries
-obnoxious cunt
-you live off of other people
-ocd
-angry
-aggressive
-loud talker
-shut up stop talking
-march born aries u r a disgrace to the month
-april aries ur just tolerable nothing more
Taurus
-evil bastard
-pervert
-why do you hate your children
-you make me uncomfortable
-i think about killing you all the time
-april taurus are half evil half loving ily
-may taurus i hope the devil breaks your spine you dickhead
gemini
-i have no opinion of you
cancer
-sneaky people
-you call someone your best friend but then you don’t reply to them for days
-sweet
-i can’t help but to love you even after all the times you were plain shit
-overthinker
-jealous
-can’t save money for shit
leo
-passive aggressive
-i’m scared of you
-obsessive
-can be a great best friend
-victim mentality
-disregards ur feelings
-makes u feel bad for feeling the way u feel
-very funny
-i miss you
virgo
-born in september? that’s very sexy of you
-funny weirdo
-i like your personality
-chill
-not a snowflake
-august virgo? idk her
-pretty
-lowkey sweetheart
-joji i know you’re reading this pls marry me ily
libra
-you’re funny but you try too hard
-cute
-baby
-jealous
-u want it all
-up your own ass
-i mean i guess you’re alright 7/10
scorpio
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-beautiful
-so what colour are you dying your hair next?
-sexual
-jealous
-honest
-obsessive
sagittarius
-bitch
-how could you do that to me
-so far up your own ass
-so jealous
-victim mentality
-self obsessed
-tries too hard to be funny but fails
-thinks ugly faces are peak of comedy
-goes for lots of walks
-you never apologised to me u asshole
capricorn
-reminds of me caprisuns and that’s always nice :)
-funny
-cool
-probably constipated
-piss
-responsible
-good manners
aquarius
-kinda awkward
-lovely :)
-loving :)
-pretty
-except if you’re born on 13th feb then you’re a wanker and i hate u
-chill
-u good :)
- :)
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