Piers, you’re a little bitch.

Your entire career is based around pretending to be annoyed by anything, including vegan fucking sausage rolls.

The fact that you’re now our de facto Prime Minister is cringe and actually dangerous.

You’re a fucking fraud. Shut up. https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1254326574314381313

I know that you don’t actually care about anything and are just pretending to be controversial because you’re a fame whore. You need to retire. I see right through you, you inauthentic cunt.

Can you imagine the smug look on his face as he applauds the NHS every week. Well done, Piers, you’ve destroyed everything. Cancer victims, stroke victims, heart attack victims are all dying in greater numbers than COVID because of your incessant fucking cringe. Fuck off.

Sorry, just felt I needed to get this off my chest.

This fraud pretends to be the voice of Anti-woke Britain, when his newspaper published a totally fake story about British troops pissing on Iraqis. You just need attention like a fucking teenage girl. You’re not the real opposition. Please shut the fuck up, you corny boomer.

Also, you’re a fucking coward and won’t respond to this tweet, even though I get way more traction than you despite you having 10 times more followers, because I’m younger and more attractive. And you’re a sellout little bitch who needs to repent for your limitless cringe.

Cowardly little bitch. Afraid of the fact that I’m more popular and definitely more attractive than you. Mercenary twat. Debate me, you yellow belly crusty boomer sellout fraud cuck wanker dickhead.

If this bitch was authentic, he would snipe back at me. I don’t give a shit. I will snipe back at someone with zero followers or 10 million followers. This fraud hides behind his block because he is a pussy and does not believe what he says.