Duo Lingo: For when you& #39;d love to be able to translate "The crab drinks wine before the fox eats a banana", but ideally whilst being patronised by a cartoon owl wearing a monocle.
There are some people in my mentions who would definitely think "The European Union to fruit English" is a foreign plot. #DuoLingo
Beginning to suspect @mrnickharvey writes the Duolingo lessons.
I leave the encouragement setting on in Duolingo because I& #39;m thirsty for patronising praise from an overdressed owl.
The year is 5079. The scorched Earth belongs to the cockroaches and Japanese knotweed.
Duolingo: Isn& #39;t it time you practised your French?
Duolingo: Isn& #39;t it time you practised your French?
In the last week, Duolingo has tried to sell me double-sided tape strong enough to stick a brick to a wall, a shoulder bag specifically for mobile phones, and a drill bit for splitting firewood. It& #39;s the Aldi central aisle of language apps.