#TLAsleepBW ???
Lemme tell y& #39;all about the time ka 2011, when I visited my then bf, ebe ke kopa toilet to do number 2, only for lesepa to refuse to go down the drain https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">

Guys I was 20, bae a nna le his parents, so that Saturday, his folks ne ba seyo, I told Mom gore ke ile go Bala all night ko UB kanti I was getting these lips parted... Aaanyhu, as we were chilling, ke utlwa gore mm-mm I need the toilet

Women don& #39;t fart okay?! So I nicely asked for the toilet, he directed me, then I got in and sat there

I did my bidness, time to flush, ah ah

Ka flush again, still Lea kokobela.... Now I am there like ae I don& #39;t remember pushing out such nneu, wtf is happening... Mme kana if I don& #39;t get rid of it, bae gone see and he gone get disgusted by me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">

I try to flush again, Lea pala... Y& #39;all know that moment when you wait for the water to fill that tank ya metsi a toilet? Ee those were the longest moments of my LIFE!!!! so then I realized that I have spent too much time here, I got to do something FAST!

I looked around mo toilet/bathroom, I found a plastic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> ebe ke tsenya seatla in the plastic ke e tlhanolotse... I put my hand in the toilet, grabbed the shit, tlhotlhorad it, ebe ke phuthela sentle https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Got out of the toilet, passed bae mo sitting room, ke ya kontle ke ya go latlha parcel... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">... Came back into the house and acted as though nothing happened... Le ene bae gaa botse gore ke diilwe ke eng

I went home the following day, and when I got home, I found a text from bae, "Bambi what happened last night?" Ebe ke re sepe, he starts laughing, turns out that was his lesepa, he had given up on flushing it and that o tla le boela, only to forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

That& #39;s why he is my ex, fokof to him

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