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Lemme tell y'all about the time ka 2011, when I visited my then bf, ebe ke kopa toilet to do number 2, only for lesepa to refuse to go down the drain

Guys I was 20, bae a nna le his parents, so that Saturday, his folks ne ba seyo, I told Mom gore ke ile go Bala all night ko UB kanti I was getting these lips parted... Aaanyhu, as we were chilling, ke utlwa gore mm-mm I need the toilet

Women don't fart okay?! So I nicely asked for the toilet, he directed me, then I got in and sat there

I did my bidness, time to flush, ah ah

Ka flush again, still Lea kokobela.... Now I am there like ae I don't remember pushing out such nneu, wtf is happening... Mme kana if I don't get rid of it, bae gone see and he gone get disgusted by me

I try to flush again, Lea pala... Y'all know that moment when you wait for the water to fill that tank ya metsi a toilet? Ee those were the longest moments of my LIFE!!!! so then I realized that I have spent too much time here, I got to do something FAST!

I looked around mo toilet/bathroom, I found a plastic

ebe ke tsenya seatla in the plastic ke e tlhanolotse... I put my hand in the toilet, grabbed the shit, tlhotlhorad it, ebe ke phuthela sentle

Got out of the toilet, passed bae mo sitting room, ke ya kontle ke ya go latlha parcel...

... Came back into the house and acted as though nothing happened... Le ene bae gaa botse gore ke diilwe ke eng

I went home the following day, and when I got home, I found a text from bae, "Bambi what happened last night?" Ebe ke re sepe, he starts laughing, turns out that was his lesepa, he had given up on flushing it and that o tla le boela, only to forget it

That's why he is my ex, fokof to him

The end

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