Funny Quarantine statements ~
•Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
•I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I& #39;m cracking a safe.
•Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
•I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I& #39;m cracking a safe.
•I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
•Still haven& #39;t decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
•PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
•Still haven& #39;t decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
•PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
•Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
•I don& #39;t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we& #39;d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
•I don& #39;t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we& #39;d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
•This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
•I don& #39;t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we& #39;d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
•I don& #39;t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we& #39;d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
•This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
•So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
•So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
•Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
•My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
•My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.