A poll is not a randomised control study Sarah https://twitter.com/WestminsterWAG/status/1246067039602536456

Let's say a conducted a poll amongst the readers of the Daily Mail, "Do you agree that the Mail (excluding glossy supplements) would actually make very good toilet paper?", that is not the same as a scientific study, comparing it head to head with Charmin.

Of course, to make it scientifically valid, one must first set out to prove a null hypothesis: namely the Daily Mail (excluding glossy supplements) is no worse than commercially available toilet roll at perianal hygiene