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kiku🍒
kiku_ac
It's midnight, but not only did I have the motivation to shower for the first time in a week, I also had the energy. AND I did a part of
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I am DBA
DBArunning
So in my 1st world problem world we’ve not had a cleaner now for 5 weeks. I am a very capable cleaner but have preferred to spend my money on
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Hemmeli 🛌👩🏽🦽🐈🏳️🌈
Hemmeli__
#neisvoid I want to tell you about what GET did to me. Before GET I had medium ME. I was mostly home bound but I could take short walks, take
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alesserrain (Rai)
alesserrain
Gavreel Alarcon vs. Shirts: a #Gameboys threadEpisode 1 Episode 2 where Cairo- I meant the shirt, clearly had not chance of winning Episode 3 (ok this is pushing it
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G Peters ♿️ It's still a pandemic btw.
mssinenomine
Tfw a journalist who’s been following you takes it upon herself to provide you the help you’ve been asking for for weeks and govt, non-profits & social housing operator have
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𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐥 #12
yuhitschanel_12
exposing my Apple Music playlists, a thread: my short shower playlist my therapy playlist my regular shower playlist my depressed playlist my bad bitch playlist (pt 1) bad bitch playlist
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ars moriendi
lunaspezzata
I've decided that whenever there's something that I need to remember I'll write it here so that when I'll feel sad I'll have something like a tutorial to guide me.
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David Tod
dtod
I got married yesterday... but was woken early because my daughter's friends' car was broken into outside my house (who are staying at my house because their home flooded) and
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CEO Of Men@🎂6 Days!!
SleepyBarking
I forgot my phones waterproof it’s shower tweeting time bitchesAnyway I think destacable shower heads are great bc this bathroom wasn’t made in mind w people my height. Had to
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Remily Emberts
weedabeeda
Fellow people who struggle with depression: I have advice regarding personal hygiene. People who don't struggle with depression this thread is not for you. I am not a therapist but
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Amanda Marcotte
AmandaMarcotte
Whatever their origins, gender reveal parties have now turned into bizarre pagaents of toxic masculinity to reassure the father that he's not emasculated just because there's baby stuff in his
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Rowan 🧟♀️
RowanHope9
I’m at the barn and my mom texts me “we have an emergency.” So I start freaking out and immediately put my horse away. I’m repeatly texting and calling my
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Malandra 🇧🇿⚜️NOLA & FM2Y
malandra4u
My coochie skincare is top tier. It’s velvety soft and smooth. It's so inviting to touch!! Hyperpigmentation who?! This pussc literally sparkles I’m dropping some tips and my holy
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aurora
divinenocturnal
Being black & having black hair + depression isn’t cool, because when my depression gets to kicking I do not care about what state my hair is in so my
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miles klee 🌲
MilesKlee
finally discovered the true purpose of twitter: fighting with anons over whether my shower curtain is moldy either post your shower curtain or fuck off https://twitter.com/indy_penned_it/status/1265444821948411907?s=21 https://twitter.com/i
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𝐠𝐰𝐞𝐧⁷⭐️彡
cocoamyg
i farted in the shower and then water got in my ass and i screamed for the first time in six years y’all don’t understand how there’s so little pain
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