I forgot my phones waterproof it’s shower tweeting time bitches

Anyway I think destacable shower heads are great bc this bathroom wasn’t made in mind w people my height. Had to crouch bc the og wouldn’t go any higher fvtvtfhf
I was drying off but here are some pics I took, drawing on the mirror and also some selfies

The 3 stages of wet Erik Hair: m

1. Drowned Cat
2. Blinded Status effect
3. Same as #2 but softer and silkier
Another mirror drawing, and more selfies w a better look at my ugly mug fvgvg
A third set of mirror selfies featuring my hair that blinds me whenever I do ANYTHING that involves looking around
Ok after this tweet it WILL get spicy, so unless you aren’t into seeing that kinda stuff stop going through this thread
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