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I got married yesterday...
but was woken early
because my daughter's friends' car was broken into outside my house
(who are staying at my house because their home flooded)
and my son-in-law is annoyed about that
and his grandmother died, but he couldn't go
because their car needs maintenance
and they have no money
so he drank and came home at 1:30 am in a terrible state
so he and my daughter were fighting loudly
and then when I went to get ready, for, you know, my wedding(!), and have a shower
there was no hot water
because my son-in-law was in the shower
and then started the washing machine
...but I made it to the wedding
despite the accident blocking traffic
but the officiant was 30 minutes late
because of the accident
and he went to the wrong house
where he got blocked in by workers dealing with a septic tank
but all was well and...
I got married yesterday.
