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wow did you just think of thathttps://twitter.com/flangeroftowels/status/1385386494223806471 not sending their best ope check out the very first sentence of the article you just sharedhttps://twitter.com/delmoi/status/1385390129167036418 l

since i'm unemployed and still unvaccinated, i have opened the 1991 movie POINT BREAK on HBO Max and will be livetweeting it minute by minute, one minute per day. the

I’m here fifth contestant for the cannoli eating contest is missing so they took an audience volunteer this seems difficult this champion ate 14 cannolis and won.... a $100 gift

deliberately bought the dumbest bottled water i could find switched to Icelandic water today. very exclusive The Smoothest Taste bought the King of Dumb Waters gonna see if i can

even though my girlfriend thinks it's a dumb idea, i bought the 1995 movie HEAT on iTunes and will be livetweeting it minute by minute, one minute per day. the

the Ben Affleck alcoholic basketball coach movie that’s like a dramatic ripoff of Mighty Ducks is going to be so important to my life, i can tell let’s gooooooo The

finally discovered the true purpose of twitter: fighting with anons over whether my shower curtain is moldy either post your shower curtain or fuck off https://twitter.com/indy_penned_it/status/1265444821948411907?s=21 https://twitter.com/i

The response to this piece has been pretty huge, and since I wrote it in anticipation of the large, crowded gatherings we’re seeing this holiday weekend, I guess I should

folks, it's been just over two weeks since i started livetweeting one minute of the movie HEAT per day, which means we are now a full quarter-hour into the nearly

remembering some favorite movie theater experiences. i love to think about the couple that showed up to Arrival five minutes after it started saw a sold-out showing of The Wolf

my new personal project is educating myself about whatever cool flowers/trees/plants I come across in LAhttps://twitter.com/milesklee/status/1135693133004410880?s=21 this turns out to be Brugmansia, or angel’s trumpets. related to Datura, same toxins

never enough respect for how fuckin tough a lil sparrow is the average sparrow weighs like 1 oz. and if it came for you like this you’d scream In du