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otbabycakes
what’s this? peanut butter sandwiches with chili? can you tell apart these crops? can you name this restaurant? true or false: it is okay to stand out on your porch
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sphinctoria
bee_lover_
how come the only black people we learn about in history classes is MLK and george washington carver?? i love peanut butter and all but i would have loved to
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ratbag 🦷
stonedbyrds
the monkees and the beanie babies i associate them with: a thread peter and legs the frog davy and peanut the elephant (light blue) mike and texas the bear
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🏕️Elle Ziel🏕️
Elle_Ziel
Relistening to the @olreid ig live and am again so grateful to Clare for telling him to continue at the half hour mark. We were gifted with twice as much
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Shade
4shade17
A whole ass thread just to expose mehttps://twitter.com/tonystaarrrk/status/1253029783576948743 Ofc I speak about sexuality and gender issues - which is dividing and continuing to divide people. This platform has adults and
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soulja boy
sanriocth
a thread of things that aren’t inherently homophobic but i think they feel homophobic: crusty white dogs those instagram “aesthetic” / photography accounts that every white girls has with like
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🖤skiniib🖤
skiniib1
tweeting my day threadthere's not much to do today which is nice. my dad reached out to me and asked if I was doing anything today. I haven't seen him
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kenna ceo of having a fat ass
AWSTENINNIT
question thread for non americans omg qrt plz have u ever been here ever had these? how do you write the date? where's washington DC? ever been here? ever had
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Stacey Burns
WentRogue
I like to think of myself as financially prudent, but this picnic table is on sale. Must. Not. Buy. Squirrel furniture. Must. Not. Buy. Squirrel furniture. Must. Not. Buy. Squirrel
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Mental Floss
mental_floss
Happy #NationalJellyBeanDay! What better day than today to discuss animals that smell like jelly beans ... starting with: The binturong, whose anal glands have been described as smelling like buttered
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Ismail Tahir
EizAly
My family & I have been receiving multiple texts alerting us of this viral video which was released by the viral Hwa Chong educated lady on her YT channel. We
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Lauren Hough
laurenthehough
These British fuckers are doing “American style” pies and it’s pissing me off Key lime pie is perfect and this motherfucker’s adding ginger Oh my fucking god sour cherries in
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O.V.A.tion's™
Dre_Ova
LIES NIGERIANS TELL DURING INTERVIEWS (issa thread)Lie: I am ready to resume as soon as you need me.Truth: Can you just be paying me while I sit at home
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thomas vladeck
tvladeck
Foster dogs of the pandemic: we lead with Halley. Super smart and energetic. Got endless fun by repeatedly eviscerating a stuffed unicorn that Chandler kept sewing back up: Then came
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AriaSalvatrice
If you're trans artist and don't develop an immune system to leftie social games demanding compassion out of you, fix that shit. Compassion is for your friends in private, the
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Sun Destroyer 999
bombsfall
I'm on the last episode of this season of Great British Bake Off and they are baking things I can no longer comprehend. "this torte has 27 layers, is filled
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