I like to think of myself as financially prudent, but this picnic table is on sale.

Must. Not. Buy. Squirrel furniture.
Must. Not. Buy. Squirrel furniture.
Must. Not. Buy. Squirrel furniture.

It’s actually quite versatile; *rabbits* can use it, too. Really, I’d be a fool NOT to buy it.

Belated update: of *course* I ended up buying it. I didn’t have any pictures to share because it turns out the squirrels in our backyard have terrible table manners. They just grab a peanut and run off to devour it nearby, instead of sitting down to eat. But finally here’s one:

As a result of viewing that Instagram ad, I am now being served ALL kinds of squirrel content online. Squirrel food. Squirrel furniture. Squirrel art. And many articles like this, urging me NOT to keep a squirrel as a pet—it’s not necessary to convince me. https://www.okwhatever.org/topics/wtf/owning-a-pet-squirrel