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Keava
keavaa_
Professor, I humbly advise you to take that metal spoon out of the bowl before putting it in the microwave. As a member of House Vestra, one of my many
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Chris Keall
ChrisKeall
Our microwave conked out and I'm thinking: Why even replace it? So harsh on food. Such indecipherable controls. Been managing fine with the oven and stovetop for quick warm-ups. Another
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steph ๐
sstephuhnee
cool things that my apartment does that just make sense: when we use the microwave, netflix on the tv buffers and keeps buffering til the microwave stops we have to
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(I lost a bet and now this...)
JstaCmputeryGuy
079: Hello people.It is me.The computer that has feelings for a microwave.The computer that cannot die.Just like 682.The computer that-I ran out of things I can compare myself to so
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"7th Dimensional Pilot""Map Lion"&"Knight Trimark"
EarthIsARealm_
"OMG folks I just googled what happens when you put heavy amount of salt in microwave. Even google says it can ruin the oven and break it. Whaaat my
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Swag =)
SwagMaster423
-๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐๐: I had a Hot Pocket today๐ช๐ถ๐น๐ฏ๐๐ฟ: Did you? What actually is one of those? I've never actually had one.๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐๐: Um, it's like bread, but there's-there's like, meat, and cheese
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GeeDee
dubitareaude
.@ETH_physics I have come across one of your #news articles and am a bit confused: https://ethz.ch/en/news-and-events/eth-news/news/2020/03/longest-microwave-quantum-link.html on new results by the @qudev team. Here's my problem. 1/n "The ph
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๐งโโ๏ธ Leo C. 'Franken'Stein ๐ฆ
duetosymmetry
Ok, I tweeted something strange and need to clarify. Black holes have a Hawking temperature, & as far as we know, all BHs in the universe are *way* colder than
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icedtaegguk
how to make homemade ice cream mochi,a thread: 1. Using a small ice cream scoop or a spoon, scoop 12 scoops of ice cream, they should be about the size
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Rohin Malhotra
rohin_malhotra
Recently came across a talk on Chemistry in the Kitchen organized by @KilterClub where @KitchenChemProf talks about the science behind microwaves. A small on Microwaves โฆ1/n @KitchenChemProf talks about
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Wicked Crispy
WickedCrispy
โข Manufacturers build item with shit quality.โข Price is marked up for max profit margin.โข Garbage item breaks.โข Replacement parts =/= cost effective.โข Cost effective to just buy new item.โข
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CBG-san
OnlyNakedTruth
Have you ever heated food in microwave oven and wondered frustratingly why it doesn't heat things uniformly?Listen to the story of microwave and as a bonus learn how to measure
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_kikix0
So Iโm chillin Iโm my bed relaxing bouta be knocked tf out when I smell something burning but my lazy ass was not tryna get up (it really smelled like
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A decorated ''Please officer Targeted Individual''
TrepidationLair
The microwave pulsed radios verbal audio signal is in the inner ear. The weapon uses your ears and eyes physical acuity to make you hear them at different depth perceptions.
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America is stronger than the Fat Orange Mangoยฎ๐บ๐ธ
Sensata2014
Best EggMcMuffin made at home ever: Put an egg in a small bowl, cover, microwave for 30 seconds, add cheese and ham (or bacon, sausage, etc), microwave 15 seconds, put
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Common L Taker
PsycheNoLove
When you warm up chocolate milk in the microwave for 30 seconds and drink it all in one sip that shit hit. But if you donโt stir the chocolate milk
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