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Nathan W. Pyle
nathanwpyle
thread:what I believe some inanimate objects would say 1) spoon microwave lime soap dispenser Bay Leaf soup spoon salad and their friend cheese
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PostFactTim
PostFactSojourn
He's a person that has a good you know what. He's not a doctor. Maybe you can just toss people in a microwave and then dunk them in a bathtub
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katara’s necklace
sohosultry
Y’all about to drag me.https://twitter.com/blanchino24/status/1277362970067185664 I used to combine ketchup, mayo and mustard and bbq sauce in a bowl put in chopped hot dogs, mix it together and slap it
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Amelia Knisely
ameliaknisely
I’d be happy to take him on a *food tour* of rural WV, where if you don’t have a car or someone to give you a ride to a grocery
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TedInJest
TedInJest
The song "Chandelier" was playing in the dream I was having when I was awoken by a loud helicopter this morning. I've already forgotten the dream, but I can't get
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Dr TK Lekalakala
YougottaLoveKaz
My last episode with an intruder (and I have had way more than what’s necessary) Was in my 3rd year of living alone. I had gone to a party and
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G Peters ♿️ It's still a pandemic btw.
mssinenomine
Non-disabled people only: What's one major problem with this 'wheelchair-adapted' kitchen? (It's currently on craigslist and accessible housing listing for Vancouver btw.) $1875/month BC disability rent max is $375/month Goo
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KOL!1111
kolwowie
question thread for people who are bored JUST LIKE ME!!!!! 1. which emojis do u think would make a good couple 2. do you toast your bread in a toaster
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Queen DaNile💎☀️Patriot💎KAG💎MAGA💎Anon🌟💎
RaeAnon
#Genocide”LET’S KILL 90% of the Earth’s POPULATION ”Rid the EARTH of USELESS EATERS”Starting w/OLDER, HEALTH ISSUES, MINORITIES, BABIES THAT IS a #Globalists StatementCV-19 at your SERVICE @OrtaineDevian @HB04920973 @sjorolan @lenlucas46
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and make me ill
living_ona_star
guys my brain is very warm looking at these pics. like my brain just starts preheating. IM REALLY NOT SURE WHAT IT IS BUT LIKE. HEATING UP RN. brrrr brain
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discogbobulated
SameAsCache
I hope I never touch sunscreen Feel bad for people who didn't spend the summers of their early twenties working at outdoor gig never wearing sunscreen and therefore never developing
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45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade
45thabsurdist
Public Service Announcement: If rule-following institutions are something you have taken unexamined comfort in,And the institutional breakdown of the Rule of Law is going to destabilize you on a fundamental
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supercrunch
supercrunched
Tdrk's list of observations, gathered while living with bkg and deku as pro heroes:1. Deku brushes his teeth in the shower (evidence: unnaturally wet toothbrush). 2. Bkg sleeps until noon
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✧cherry ♡
F0REVERCHERRY
i’m ngl the america (usa for u smart asses) bashing tweets irk my whole life istg. get to know us before u sit there and stereotype us all as racist,
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head empty, only Geralt 🦓 '♿ & The Witcher' JUNE
mustangsart
THREAD:September is Pain Awareness MonthMany people live with disabilities/chronic illnesses that cause them chronic pain and they are often not taken seriously by medical professionals. They also find that the
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eri 🌼 A-TITS PRESENT!
mseoulgracias
my take on this album Treasure Ep. 3 you can't tell me otherwise this album is snorting coke after going to church i question why they casually threw a whole
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